A few months ago I had the idea for a thing called the Bacon Alarm Clock. It’s just like a regular alarm clock but instead of buzzing or beeping, it cooks you bacon. I thought it was a neat idea, albeit somewhat impractical. Where does the bacon come from? Does the alarm clock have some kind of fridge inside or do you have to remember to keep putting bacon in it? If the latter is the case, I think it would be best to feed each piece of bacon into the clock like a change machine takes dollar bills. In any case, I don’t have to worry about it because somebody beat me to it.
Why do people have to keep doing this to me? Is it because I’m too lazy to actually build my own invention ideas?
I think there’s still room for improvement here, though. Nobody wants to have to remember to refill the thing with bacon every night. I think a better idea would be a little fridge where you put in like a week’s worth of breakfast, then a machine somehow cooks you a full breakfast each morning. I just don’t know how exactly it would work. It’s a tough egg to crack.*
*Sorry.