Last night I had a dream that I was in a house with a fly problem. Flies everywhere. My solution to this problem was to buy about half a dozen frogs and set them on the table. After I did this, I crouched over the table and stared intently at the frogs. “I can’t wait to see these guys go to work!” I thought. I watched them snap up the flies with their crazy little tongues. Eventually the frogs all turned into people, but they kept slapping up flies with their tongues, but now in super-slow-motion. Whoa!
The second part of the dream was even weirder and dumber. I had these frozen pizzas and each pizza had a little tab on the crust. The idea was that you had to shove it down just right in order to “start” the pizza, kind of like starting a dirt bike. If you shoved the tab down too soft or too hard, the pizza wouldn’t start. It really took some finesse. The instructions for starting the pizza were “1. Hold the pizza perfectly level and 2. Make sure the pizza knows that you’re bringing it into a loving world.” The idea with that second one is that you have to telepathically communicate your emotions to the pizza. That part was really tough. Eventually my friend Pat showed up with a pizza and we were both trying really hard to start our frozen pizzas. Eventually mine got too warm, the tab got all floppy and I said, “Screw it! I can’t start this pizza with this floppy tab!”